Has your 2017 also been a grotesque monstrosity born of relentless inbreeding? If so, there is only one thing to do in early 2018 to get this cuntiest of all years out of your system: Turn up the fucking volume and feel weird inside!
"So, good sir, where and when can we do that", you ask? Well, you may drag your "No carbs left behind" love handles to DAS BETT in FRANKFURT AM MAIN on 13 January 2018 and watch THE SONNENBERGS, Berlin's
17th most hospitalized band, do an opening gig for our good friends, partners in crime and generally awesome peepholes DIE LIGA DER GEWÖHNLICHEN GENTLEMEN. We are super grateful for this amazing opportunity and look forward to wasting
your time with our very own interpretation of Sixties Garage Rock N' Roll, which some people may or may not describe as "a jazz odyssey of masturbatory bullshit".
Come and witness the live music equivalent of 30 minutes of snowboarding videos set to Diplo remixes!
The following meh-sicians will be the incarnation of THE SONNENBERGS at this show:
Rocky Sonnenberg - Guitar, vocals, devil's haircut
Annie Sonnenberg - Bass, vocals, devil's hands
Winchester Sonnenberg - Guitar, devil's boots
Danny Sonnenberg - Drums, devil's midriff
Doors open at 08:00 p.m. We begin at 08:30 p.m.